Entries from March 2007

March 20, 2007

2 Degrees of Separation

I just got a hot tip about a story which, once again, demonstrates the hypocrisy and pent up sexual frustration of repressed right wing christians.  This particular story has a twist because it is not a male pastor that is molesting the children in his care, it is a female christian school teacher who is [...]

March 20, 2007

Bush expressed unwavering support for Gonzales

That means he has about a week before he is either fired or steps down to “spend time with his family”.  Bush saying he supports you and is not going to make any changes  is like Michael Corleone kissing you and saying you broke his heart.  You know you don’t have long left.
Remember this:
Bush reaffirms support for [...]

March 19, 2007

What would a “victory” in Iraq look like?

I keep getting in debates with conservatives who say we can’t leave Iraq until we have achieved “victory”.  What I haven’t heard and no one can seem to verbalize is what qualifies as a victory and what we have to do to earn one.
Can anyone tell me?  And please don’t give me the GWB right [...]

March 19, 2007

Whitehouse Interviewing Gonzalez Replacement

Once I make a prediction, nothing can stop it from coming true…except for that “Kerry will win in November,” thing.  So when I predicted a short time ago that AG Alberto Gonzalez would be without a job in the next two weeks, not many agreed with me.
The latest…
Republican officials operating at the behest of the [...]

March 18, 2007

In Defense of Midge Potts

When I first viewed the video of Valerie Plame Wilson testifying before Congress I was bothered by the sight of a pink clad, pillbox hat wearing, muscular blonde woman popping up and down in the audience seated behind the witness table.  This woman was wearing a homemade t-shirt which said “Impeach Bush”.  She stretched, yawned, [...]

March 17, 2007

Liberal Activist Chicks Turn Me On

There is something distinctly sexy about strong women.  A woman with a strong political viewpoint willing to fight the powers that be is very attractive to me.  I married a strong woman who is my better in most every way possible.  Obviously I am only attracted to strong willed liberal women, conservative women have the [...]

March 16, 2007

Conservative A-Hole Kharmic Payback

The Wicked Witch’s mean sister and all around beeyatch, Rep. Jean Schmidt (R), who says stuff like this:

Slipped and fell in a Congressional bathroom, reportedly in someone elses… well, read it yourself. 
 Meanwhile, today on the Hill, Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-Ohio) was seen making a spectacle of herself when the unlucky lawmaker [...]

March 16, 2007

Former Covert Agent Testifies

Valerie Plame laid it all out for Congress today.  She was covert.  She didn’t send her husband to Niger.  Bush and his crew put agents lives at risk and wrecked a covert group assigned to uncover WMD worldwide.
Why hasn’t he been impeached yet?

March 16, 2007

$183,000,000

I am going to win it this weekend but what is the first thing you would buy if you won?  I think I would buy a vacation, a really really nice vacation to someplace cool, rent out an entire floor of a hotel and just plan my future.  By the way, a couple of you [...]

March 16, 2007

How do I do it?

A few days ago, I predicted Alberto Gonzalez would be resigning because of his involvement in several scandals and lo and behold, I might have been right.
 Several political insiders are predicting Gonzalez will be leaving soon.  The only thing holding up his imminent departure…George W. Bush who never met a corrupt liar he didn’t like.